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Your name: Natalie or Nat or Asshole if you're one of my close friends or family.
What song best describes your work ethic? Pursuit of Happiness by Kid Cudi
What is your 'real' life job? Vagina expert. Labor & Delivery Nurse... My hands are in snatches ALL. DAY. LONG.
A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?
What the what? I hate penguins, they can't fly and shit all over the place. The last time I wore a sombrero, I was 21 years old and well.. yeah, you get the idea.
If you had to be a character in any book who would it be?
I'd be an obsessive masturbator with a proclivity for buying Jimmy Choos.
Would you rather not have sex for the rest of your life or be blind?
If I'm promised a life that includes frequent thrusting, take my eyes. Who needs 'em anyways?
If you could only read one book for the next six months what would it be?
Kendall Grey's Strings. Letty Dillinger is my fictional girlfriend.
Your least favorite name for a woman's vagina in books?
Oyster, Clam, Cooter, Ecstasy Controller...the list is endless. I'm picky when it comes to muff words.
Would you rather be unable to read or bald?
I have plenty of hats. I could totally sport the Britney Spears look.
If you could have drinks with one author who would it be?
Tara Sivec. I love her books. She's awesomely hilarious and one of the sweetest authors I've met!
What is one trend in books right now that you hate?
Cowboys. A man who rides around on a horse and cleans up manure all day, then wants to slide his filthy hands up my juice-box, no thank you.
What is the weirdest sex scene in a book you've ever read?
I never find sex scenes weird. I'm open-minded and enjoy creativity. Bring on the weirdness!
When you don't like a book do you give the author a head's up before your review or do you just review?
If I don't like a book, I just don't review it. I'm not the type to bash an author's work, because their book didn't appeal to me. I'm not going to love every book, but that doesn't mean that someone else won't enjoy it.
What's your most embarrassing moment?
Damn, you're really trying to get the dirt from me. Hmmmm...most embarrassing moment.... there's been a lot. I have Chronic Foot-In-Mouth Syndrome and a propensity for constant word vomit, this predisposes me to a lot of embarrassing moments. There was the one time I agreed to a donkey-show in Tijuana... I'm kidding! But seriously, most embarrassing moment includes lots of wine, Halloween party, a Miley Cyrus costume (think playboy bunny meets Hannah Montana), and a night that ended with me praying to the porcelain gods.
If they made a reality tv show about you what would it be about or called?
Who in the hell would want to follow me around for a day? It'd be terrible. Hours and hours of me sitting at my laptop writing, sticking my hand up woman's vaginas, and cleaning up my carpet because my 3 yr old enjoys attempting to change his shitty diaper far too frequently.
How did you get into blogging and/or why did you start your blog?
I just one day woke up and decided that I love to read, so why don't I start a blog and review books.. Worst decision I've ever made. Kidding! Honestly, it was a spur of the moment, spontaneous kind of decision.
In five words or less- Why should people read your blog?
No one should read my blog. I'm awful, inappropriate and have a tendency to rant about my hate for paranormal erotica. Who wants to read about boner-sporting elves and a fairy with a love for Ben Wa Balls? Yeah, not for me. If you have nothing better to do I guess you should read my blog for... deep-thought-provoking insight and SEX. That's five words right?
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